When people visit mosquito infested places, they normally wear long pants to prevent blood consumption by unwanted pests.
There was this giant mosquito. Really, really huge.
I ignored it.
A sting on my thigh.
My hand slapped at the sting and the mosquito's body was smeared across my hand.
Mind you, I was wearing jeans.
I do not understand how the mosquito managed to penetrate it.
Levi's, I want my 200 bucks back. Your jeans aren't thick enough to protect me from blood suckers.
Oh, btw, Kevin proposed.