I am so fucking pissed off.
My mum turned on the TV. I told her I wanted to watch D.I.E. (the new TVB drama series on Astro on Demand). So she flipped the channel to where the latest episode of D.I.E. was showing. They were showing a case about a sex maniac forwarding porn to random people.
I've watched that episode before. It was last Friday's.
Anyway, I didn't mind watching again, so I just sat there.
Track back to last Friday...
My mum was watching the latest episode of D.I.E. while I was online.
A voice from the TV: WAH!!!
I quickly rushed out to see what that was about.
The voice continued: *in Cantonese* Who is this sex maniac who forwarded this porn to my computer????
After that, I watched a little bit more, before going back online.
Voice from TV again: WAH!!!
Cheh. Watch before liao. Never mind, still can re-watch.
Then, out of the blue, my mum said:
*referring to Friday night* Wah, last Friday you rushed out excitedly, immediately after hearing that girl saying something about porn hor. You really thought they were going to show the real thing meh????
And she sort of said it in a disapproving way, like I'd really be interested in watching porn.
EXCUSE ME HOR!!! I DIDN'T REALLY HEAR WHAT THE GIRL WAS SAYING ALSO LOR!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT PORN UNTIL I REACHED THE TV! I RUSHED TO THE TV ONLY BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS AS TO WHY THE GIRL WAS TALKING SO AGITATEDLY!
I was so furious at her I didn't know what to say first.
I wanted to defend myself, but wouldn't that look like I was actually wanting to watch 'that part' but denying it?
I considered keeping my mouth shut, but I thought that would just give her the impression that she was right and I was wrong. Which means she'd think that I really rushed out for porn.
My mother actually thought I rushed out to the TV for porn.
You say lah, angry or not?
Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking pissed off.
After my mum pissed me off, I gave up watching the show (I've watched it before, anyway) and went online (and here I still am).
Mum: You go online always chat nia. You chat with who one ar?
I do not always chat with people 'nia', actually. I usually visit websites, update my blog, check my Friendster and Facebook accounts, check for new mail, and play Maple Story. Chatting is just a side thing.
However, she doesn't seem to understand that.
Me: How can I remember???
You'd expect me to name you every single person I've ever talked to online? I've got over 200 contacts in my MSN. And you want me to read out every single person to you?
Mum: *in a disapproving tone* Wah... Means you talk to too many people until you cannot remember liao hor?
Who remembers?? They're just random conversations!!!
A few moments later, I was chatting with Sean. Someone from church.
Mum walks over.
Mum: Now that you are chatting with that person, I'm sure you can remember who you are talking to right now?
I could see that she wanted me to tell her who I was talking to, but since she didn't ask me directly, I just kept quiet.
If you want to know who I am talking to, just ask. Or you can just spy on me from the back while I'm typing. You have always loved doing that. Why not do it again?
She knew I wouldn't answer her, so she finally asked. "So can you tell me who you are talking to or not?"
I don't need to report to you about every single person I talk to, you know. FYI, I'm eighteen fucking years old.
Me: *fucking, fucking annoyed* SEAN LAH!!!
And as usual, she gave me one of her lectures for losing my temper again.
Who wouldn't, after being accused of wanting to watch porn, and then being questioned like a criminal for talking to people on MSN?
And mind you, she's paranoid about me talking to strangers.
For some unknown reason, she seems to think that one day, I'll fall in love with a con-man online, lose my virginity to him, and get gang raped by his friends. And then, with some luck, I'll get videos of me getting raped distributed to the entire world like what happened to Mr. Chua Soi Lek.
Looking on the bright side, I'll be a famous porn star.
Why isn't my mother happy about that?