Sunday 23 March 2008

Of guys and their taste on females

Experiment 1.

Hypothesis: Most guys, if not all, have about the same taste when it comes to rating females' looks and beauty.

Controlled variable: My question.
Manipulated variable: The guys.
Dependant variable: The guys' answers.

Procedures:
1. A list of guy friends are written down. For best results, collect at least six or seven people.
2. Each subject is individually asked this question: "On a scale of one to ten, rate my looks."
3. The responds of the subjects are recorded and tabled.

Observation:
Chriztopher: 7.

Kevin: 7.

Marcus: *insert some weird mathematical constant* multiplied by *insert a real number* and you'll get the answer.

For some reason, he just refused to give direct answers like everyone else.

In short, his answer was 7.8.

Wen-Jian: 7 or 8 lidat. Errr...7.5 lah.

Paul: Actually I wanted to give you a 6. But since you're so cute, ok lah, give you 7.

Thanks a lot.

Sean: 7.

Michael: 8.

Wai Soon: 8.

Hock Hsiang: Don't trust my answer. 3.

Results:
Chriztopher: 7
Kevin: 7
Marcus: 7.8
Wen-Jian: 7.5
Paul: 7
Sean: 7
Michael: 8
Wai Soon: 8
Hock Hsiang: 3

Conclusion:
Most guys, if not all, have about the same taste when it comes to rating females' looks and beauty. Hypothesis accepted. In the eyes of the male species, Rachel is either a 7 or 8.

Note: Subject Michael may not be accurate, since he is just an online friend and we have never met in real life. Also, Hock Hsiang is probably blind.

=P

Experiment 2.

Hypothesis: Most guys, if not all, have about the same standard when it comes to rating females' looks and beauty.

Controlled variable: My question.
Manipulated variable: The guys.
Dependant variable: The guys' comments.

Procedures:
1. A list of guy friends are written down. For best results, collect at least six or seven people.
2. Each subject is individually asked this question: "Comment on your rating."
3. The responds of the subjects are recorded and tabled.

Observation:
Chriztopher (7): Eh, I give you seven some more not satisfied ah?? considered good liao, ok!!!

Kevin (7): Seven considered quite good liao lah...

Marcus (7.8): Means quite pretty.

Wen-Jian (7.5): 7.5 is pretty good. I've seen worse.

Paul (7): 7 considered pretty lah.

Sean (7): Not bad.

Michael (8): Pretty.

Wai Soon (8): Above average lor.

Hock Hsiang (3): Err..below average la.

Results:
Chriztopher:
Good.
Kevin: Quite good.
Marcus: Quite pretty.
Wen-Jian: Pretty good. Seen worse.
Paul: Pretty.
Sean: Not bad.
Michael: Pretty.
Wai Soon: Above average.
Hock Hsiang: Below average.

I'm so gonna kill HH for contaminating my almost-perfect results.

Conclusion: Most guys, if not all, have about the same standard when it comes to rating females' looks and beauty. Hypothesis accepted. In the eyes of the male species, Rachel is under the category "pretty".

Note: Hock Hsiang confirm blind one.

1 comment:

Jasryn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE THIS. HH is most definitely blind.