Sunday 13 May 2007

Im NOT advertising my body

My mum insulted me by implying that I'm just a cheap slut who earns money by uploading sexy photos onto my blog! Yes, you heard it right. My mum.


Yesterday, while I was admiring my blog (yes, I know I’m vain), my mum saw the pictures (the ‘medley’ of photos you see above as my blog heading) and she exclaimed, “Wah, put so sexy pictures in your blog ah!”

Now, I want you to please take a moment and scroll to the very top of this page and have a good look at the pictures.

Sexy meh?

Anyway, I was kinda pissed off and i shot back, “Where got!” Then she got pissed off by my tone and she said “Don’t you use that voice with me! And don’t ever think you can get rich through your photos!”

That really made me mad. Of course, I did mention to her that I was considering earning money through advertisements in my blog, but I certainly don’t remember mentioning that I’m going to use my photos to do that. The way my mum said it made me feel insulted.

DO YOU THINK I'M A CHEAP SLUT/BITCH WHO EARNS MONEY BY UPLOADING SEXY OR NUDE PICTURES ONLINE? FOR ONE THING, THE PHOTOS ABOVE AREN’T EVEN SEXY, AND FOR ANOTHER, PEOPLE CANT EVEN SEE MY REAL FACE IN THERE CUZ IT’S FUCKING DAMN CONTRASTED AND DARK!

Besides, if people really wanted to see sexy photos, would they come to my blog? Of course not. The Internet is abundant with free porn.

I use my wit, my brains and my language to attract readers. I do not attract people here through my pictures.

Anyway, I was really, really angry that my mum insulted me that way (and she didn’t even notice!) so I turned off the computer, stormed into my room and slammed the door shut. A few moments later, my mum came in and started scolding me (I can’t remember the contents of her reprimand; I was too busy fuming). I couldn’t hold it back anymore so I yelled at her, “Do you know how you insulted me?” And she started scolding me again then slapped me (yes, slapped me) on the face. Twice. Very hard.

Then, she took away the modem. Up till now, the modem is still missing (I’m typing my blog with Microsoft Word).

You may or may not see my fuming anger right now, but I’m not using any vulgarities on her just because she is my mum. Names like Fucking Bitch, Stupid Unreasonable Bitch or any other names which has an adjective with negative meanings followed by the word ‘bitch’ very well suits someone like her, but I’m not going to be disrespectful here.

I have nothing more to say.

P.S. Dear reader, if you are here just because you want sexy or nude pictures of me, I’m afraid I will have to disappoint you, because I am not advertising my body. Please leave and never come back.

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