the new generation word

Fuck is a universal word.

Very useful indeed.

1. It can be used to address a person.
Example: "Hey, fuck(er)!! How are you lately?"

2. Used as a noun.
Example: "That fuck(er) pissed me off!!!"

3. As a verb.
Example: Peter fucked Jane.

4. As an adverb.
Example: "Can't you fucking run faster?"

5. To express anger or displeasure.
Example: *someone who has just crushed a hammer on his entire hand* "FUCK!!!!"

6. Used to put emphasis on a word.
Example: I'm fucking, fucking, fucking cute.

Seriously.

Note: The first "fucking" is used to emphasize on the second "fucking", which in turn places even more emphasis on the third "fucking". Therefore, at the end of the sentence, the word "cute" would be placed more emphasis on than if only a single "fucking" was used. In other words, the more times the word "fuck(ing)" appears before a word, the more that word is emphasized.

7. Used as an adjective.
Example: Harry is fucked up.

8. Used as a superlative.
Example: Harry is fucking fucked up.

With such a variety of usages, it's no wonder why the word is so popular.

It's such a waste that the government still hasn't legalised it's usage in official matters.

Also, I'm pretty sure the number of high achievers in essay based examinations would see a high rise.

Every time a word doesn't register in your head at the exact moment you want to use it (I'm sure many students face this problem, especially in essay writing), just replace it with the word "fuck" and there you go! a perfect replacement for your what-was-that-word-again.

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Kevin came up with a new word, with almost twice as many usages compared to "fuck".

Plus, the word isn't condemned by the society.

You're free to use it anytime, anywhere, with anyone. Even with your parents.

With so many advantages compared to "fuck", I don't see why it can't be the new generation's universal word.

"Fuck" is so last year's.

The word that Kevin came up with:

"Fiuf".

1. As a greeting.
Example: *When you meet up with a friend at work/school/shopping malls/etc.* "Fiuf!"
In this context, the word 'fiuf' means "hello" or "hi".

2. As a taunt.
Example 1: *When you see somebody trip over his/herself* "Fiuf lar you..."
In this context, it can mean "You're such a klutz", "Lousy lar you..." or even the plain "Hahahahaha!!".

Example 2:
*In a conversation*
Person 1: Oh no! I made a careless mistake!!!
Person 2: Fiuf!!!!!!!
In the context above, the word 'fiuf' may bring about a meaning of "Yay!! You made a mistake!", "Serves you right!" or, just the plain "Hahahahaha!".

3. As a random word when you run out of things to say, but don't want to feel awkward.
Example:
*In a conversation*
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Fiuf!!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Oh, nothing...

Conversely, Person 2 could also have replied in this manner:
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Fiuf!!
Person 2: Fiuf!!!
Person 1: You la fiuf!!!

4. Used to address a person.
Example: Hey, fiuf!
In the above context, the sentence means something along the lines of "Hey, you!".

5. Used as a noun.
Example not available.

6. Used as a verb.
Example: "Don't fiuf lar..."
In the above context, the sentence may mean something along the lines of "Don't act dumb" or "Don't be stupid". It may also mean "Don't be rotten".

Not literally rotting, but being lousy.

7. Used as an adjective.
Example: "You are so fiuf."
In the above context, the word 'fiuf' brings about the meaning of being lousy, dumb, or any other word which describes the flaws of a person.

8. Used as an adverb.
Example: "Please fiuf drink your milk."
(However, the word 'fiuf' is rarely used in this context.)

9. Used to put emphasis on a word.
Example: *A real life snippet from my text message to Kevin* "Hey, I'm fiuf sleepy. Good night!"

10. Used as a superlative.
Example: *A real life snippet from Kevin's text message* "Why are you so fiuf slow?"

11. Used to express anger or displeasure.
Example: *Feeling pissed off* "FIUF!!!"
In the above context, the word 'fiuf' may mean "fuck" or "damn".
(You see, 'fiuf' can be a very good replacement for coarse words whenever you have the urge to say them within your parents' earshot.)

So when a person says the word 'fiuf' to you, bear in mind that it could very well be a greeting, a taunt, a random word, etc.

Variations of the word 'fiuf' includes 'fifu', 'fifi', and 'fufu'. (The latter two are less common; and yes, that's how my deceased hamsters' names came about.)

To see more practical examples of the usage of the word "fiuf", you may visit Kevin's Friendster profile. I've written several comments to him, most of which includes the word 'fiuf'. Kevin is one of my featured friends, so it should be pretty easy to search for him.

With a little practice and experience (either through reading or speaking), you will eventually be able to master the usage of the word.

Practice makes perfect.