"Come here, Fishy/Mr Squirmy/Shelly/Crabby!!"
Do you actually think these animals would actually come running (heck, some don't even have legs!) to you? Fat chance.
In order to differentiate between the three, I used a permanent marker and drew designs on their shells. I hope the toxic from the ink won't harm them, though.
A picture speaks a thousand words...
* * * *
This morning, the vanity in me was suddenly aroused. I succumbed to it.
"Kevin! I cute or not?"
No matter how many times I asked him this question today, he seemed very determined not to answer it.
So, while chatting with Marcus online, I decided to ask him the question.
Me: Am I cute?
Marcus: It's obvious.
Me: Say yes or no.
Marcus: It's obvious. What do you think is obvious?
Me: I want a yes or a no.
after a few seconds...
This morning, the vanity in me was suddenly aroused. I succumbed to it.
"Kevin! I cute or not?"
No matter how many times I asked him this question today, he seemed very determined not to answer it.
So, while chatting with Marcus online, I decided to ask him the question.
Me: Am I cute?
Marcus: It's obvious.
Me: Say yes or no.
Marcus: It's obvious. What do you think is obvious?
Me: I want a yes or a no.
after a few seconds...
Me: On second thought, just say yes.
Marcus stopped replying my messages after that.
Look. Is it really that hard to say "yes"?
Maybe.
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