"Come here, Fishy/Mr Squirmy/Shelly/Crabby!!"
Do you actually think these animals would actually come running (heck, some don't even have legs!) to you? Fat chance.
In order to differentiate between the three, I used a permanent marker and drew designs on their shells. I hope the toxic from the ink won't harm them, though.
A picture speaks a thousand words...
Ahh...I'm shy!
Who are you?
Roar! Go away!
Okay, fine. What do you want?
Alright, here's a little performance for you. Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake. The PSP makes a really cool backdrop!
My performance is done. Now, go away!
If you are not going, then I am. Goodbye.
Hiding in a corner...
Arrgh...don't pick me up....
Take your fingers off my shell!
That's better
Here's one final pose with the PSP behind me!
Who are you?
Roar! Go away!
Okay, fine. What do you want?
Alright, here's a little performance for you. Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake. The PSP makes a really cool backdrop!
My performance is done. Now, go away!
If you are not going, then I am. Goodbye.
Hiding in a corner...
Arrgh...don't pick me up....
* * * *
This morning, the vanity in me was suddenly aroused. I succumbed to it.
"Kevin! I cute or not?"
No matter how many times I asked him this question today, he seemed very determined not to answer it.
So, while chatting with Marcus online, I decided to ask him the question.
Me: Am I cute?
Marcus: It's obvious.
Me: Say yes or no.
Marcus: It's obvious. What do you think is obvious?
Me: I want a yes or a no.
after a few seconds...
This morning, the vanity in me was suddenly aroused. I succumbed to it.
"Kevin! I cute or not?"
No matter how many times I asked him this question today, he seemed very determined not to answer it.
So, while chatting with Marcus online, I decided to ask him the question.
Me: Am I cute?
Marcus: It's obvious.
Me: Say yes or no.
Marcus: It's obvious. What do you think is obvious?
Me: I want a yes or a no.
after a few seconds...
Me: On second thought, just say yes.
Marcus stopped replying my messages after that.
Look. Is it really that hard to say "yes"?
Maybe.
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