I watched porn

OMG. I just watched porn.

Hey, Don't look at me that way! It wasn't my fault! Blame Ares.

I downloaded what seemed to me like Spiderman 3 a few days ago. How was I to know that it was actually porn?

Anyway, I felt bored so i decided to watch the "Spiderman" movie I downloaded. When I opened it, there were some French (at least I think it was French) words. I should have sensed something was not right. Since when did Spiderman movies have French introductions?

Anyway, I continued watching. After the 'introduction', guess what I saw?

Before I proceed, let me get this straight. I certainly did not get excited, nor was I in any way aroused by what I saw. On the contrary, I got so scared that my whole body went cold, considering the fact that both my parents were home.

I saw a naked girl. Not entirely naked though; she had white undies on. Her boobs were...ahem...

I don't want to go into the details. Besides, I minimized the video right after I saw her. How much 'details' could I get?

It wasn't the naked body that scared me, it was the fact that I was actually watching porn while my parents were literally behind my shoulder.

Luckily, there wasn't any "oohs" and "aahs". All I heard was some kind of weird music. (The music was still playing in the background after minimizing it.)

A few minutes later, I maximized it again to stop the video. Guess what I saw?

A blow job.

This time, a chill ran down my spine. My mum could be right behind me any moment! I quickly minimized it again. Shit! Now what?

Then, the music stopped and the guy began moaning. Damn! It's getting worse! I switched off my speakers.

Finally, I regained my common sense and I right clicked the toolbar (where the minimized programs are) and I closed the whole thing. Phew!

But that wasn't the end. I'm still a human bean, you know. The temptation to watch it again was great. Luckily, thanks to Tree's help, I managed to delete the whole thing from my computer. (I have heard of some people who have watched porn out of curiosity and they eventually become porn addicts. They switch from soft-porn to hard-core ones, then to same-sex porn and even animal porn. Then, their desire becomes so great that they actually have sex more often than they should.)

That was close!

P.S: Okay, so you may think I'm a noob/weirdo/nerd because I have never watched porn in my entire life. And I do not plan to watch it anytime soon. Go ahead, laugh. At least I know I have not gone against my conscience.